March 28, 2006

Arrest That Shania Twain

A local man has been found not criminally responsible for a drunk driving charge, because he was found to suffer from delusions, and he believed that Shania Twain was telepathically helping him drive.

I dunno... I suspect they haven't even contacted Shania Twain. Do they really have the whole story? I think she needs, at least, to be brought in for questioning. Don't you think she looks a bit shady? Look at that insincere smile.

March 18, 2006

Please, stop, please

On the internet, this is known as feeding the troll. Don't. Please. Just don't.

March 7, 2006

Slog

Warm up: 200 free, 200 breast; Workout: 500 free; Cool down: 100 free, 100 breast, 200 free.

Timed a 50 free along the way: 39 seconds.

Total distance: 1.3km.

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