[personal]
This is Pig Island - or at least, one corner thereof. If the crop of this photo looks a bit odd, it's because there were some unsightly trailers blocking my view on the left, and I cut them out. The island is only about twice as large as what is visible in this photo anyway. You can see the small brick wall that surrounds the cluster of trees that are the sole inhabitants of the island. The railing in the back is the other side of the Rideau Canal.
Way, way back, when I was a wee pup, they used to spray water all over these trees and make a kind of ice palace. The ice would form in a way that you could climb up on, and, to some extent, inside the structure.
I remember this fact because I can recall an occasion when I was here with my dad, and there were lots of kids playing in this ice palace. The other kids all seemed to be having fun, but I was staying back. I was always a shy kid, and my father probably wanted to help me get out of my shell, so he urged me to join the other kids. Actually, I don't have a clear memory of exactly what my dad said, and he might have joined me up in the ice palace, I'm not sure. You see, I was preoccupied with something else, and it wasn't social phobia.
This ice palace was not molded ice. It was, like I said, just water sprayed over some trees. As such, there were no flat horizontal surfaces. At any moment, it felt like I could slip. So you see, I was preoccupied with feelings of sheer stark terror.
There was my dad, encouraging me to play, and meanwhile, my mind was filled with images of me, slipping and smashing my head open on a giant icicle. It really was a stupidly dangerous playground. I don't know if it was intended to be a playground, but certainly, nobody was making any effort to keep kids off the frickin' deathtrap.
Ah, for the days before liability lawsuits, when father and son could spend quality time risking life and limb together.