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In my third year of university, a friend and I were chatting and he noticed that the words "conservation" and "conversation" were identical except for two inverted letters. This excited him to no end, and he resolved that he would have to use the phrase "conservation of conversation" in a song or a poem or something. I've lost touch with him now, so I don't know if he followed through on that.
I myself noticed that there seemed to be many words that fit this pattern; that is, words that start with either "con" or "com", followed by a single syllable, and then ending with "ation." Scanning through a dictionary, I wrote down all the words I could find that fit this pattern. Here, for your reading pleasure, is the list.
Combination, commendation, commutation, compensation, compilation, complication, computation, concentration, condemnation, condensation, confirmation, confiscation, conflagration, conformation, confrontation, confutation, congregation, conjugation, conjuration, connotation, consecration, conservation, consolation, constellation, consternation, constipation, consultation, consummation, contemplation, conurbation, conversation, and convocation.
So now, if a troll stops you from passing a bridge until you can name 32 four-syllable words that start with "con" or "com" and end with "ation," you know what to say. I provide this information free of charge, as a public service.
But wait! If you go up to five syllables instead of four, then you get:
Commemoration, commiseration, communication, concatenation, concelebration, concilliation, confederation, configuration, conglomeration, congratulation, consideration, consolidation, contamination, and continuation.
And if you drop the "a" from "ation," and allow "tion" or "sion," then you can add:
Competition, composition, comprehension, condescension, constitution, contraception, contradiction, contravention, contribution, and convolution.
If you go down to just three syllables, then you get these words. These are fun if you try and read them all out loud as fast as you can.
Combustion, commission, commotion, compaction, compassion, completion, complexion, compression, compulsion, compunction, conception, concession, concision, conclusion, concoction, concretion, concussion, condition, conduction, confection, confession, confusion, congestion, conjunction, connection, conniption, conscription, constriction, construction, consumption, contention, contortion, contraction, contraption, contusion, convection, convention, conversion, conviction, and convulsion.
Finally, here's four more words for you:
Commercialization. Contradistinction. Conceptualization. Compartmentalization.
This is the list from which I chose the name of my blog, "Computation. Contemplation. Conversation."
Believe it.
Or not.